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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls emergency services.

“My friend is dead! What do I do?”

“Calm down,” says the operator. “I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

A gunshot is heard.

“Okay,” says the hunter, “now what?”  

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